From Gondolas To Punchlines,
I’m Here To Make Austin, Texas Laugh One Show At A Time!
Hi there! I’m Drew Sainte Marie, an Austin-based stand-up comedian, storyteller, and lifelong entertainer. For over 23 years, I rowed Venetian gondolas across the waterways of sunny SoCal, transforming romantic rides into unforgettable stories. Along the way, I honed my skills as a storyteller, crafting moments of humor, joy, and connection for thousands of passengers.
Today, I’ve traded oars for punchlines and canals for comedy clubs, chasing my dream of becoming a headlining comedian in the Live Comedy Capital of the World—Austin, Texas. Whether you’re here to laugh, find the best comedy shows, or learn more about my journey, you’re in the right place.
But before I picked up the mic, I perfected the art of storytelling on a very different stage—a Venetian gondola.
For over two decades, I rowed gondolas in iconic locations like North County San Diego at Black Swan Gondola. Every ride became my floating stage—a chance to connect with passengers through humor and stories. From heartfelt marriage proposals (some successful, others… not so much) to unforgettable serenades under the stars, I turned each trip into an opportunity to entertain.
I’ve rowed thousands of miles, crafting tales that made people laugh, cry, or (on rare occasions) nearly fall overboard. These experiences taught me how to connect with people through humor and storytelling—a skill I now bring to the comedy stage.
Ready to see where these storytelling skills have taken me?
Comedy has always been my dream. While I loved the charm of gondola rides, I realized my true passion lay in making people laugh on a larger stage. Life’s quirks, awkward moments, and everyday absurdities are comedy gold, and I wanted to turn those into punchlines. Taking the leap from canals to comedy clubs wasn’t easy—it meant stepping out of my comfort zone and embracing the unknown—but it was the most rewarding choice I’ve ever made.
When it came time to choose a city to kick off my comedy career, Austin was the obvious choice. Known for its vibrant culture and welcoming audiences, Austin is more than just a city; it’s a creative playground. Here, I’ve found a community that values humor in all its forms, from polished stand-up routines to raw, experimental sets. It’s a place where I can grow, connect, and contribute to a comedy scene that’s as dynamic as the city itself.
For me, comedy isn’t just about punchlines—it’s about connecting with people. Life’s awkward, silly, and even painful moments are comedy gold, and stand-up gives me the chance to turn those experiences into something meaningful. When an audience laughs, it’s not just entertainment; it’s a shared moment of joy.
There’s nothing quite like stand-up comedy. It’s raw, real, and completely unpredictable. Each set is a chance to take risks, refine my craft, and share my perspective with a room full of strangers. The vulnerability, challenge, and reward of making people laugh keep me coming back for more.
Austin isn’t just where I perform—it’s where I thrive. The city’s comedy scene is as diverse as its audience, embracing everything from polished stand-up routines to experimental improv. Whether it’s a sold-out headlining show at the Comedy Mothership or an open mic at the East Austin Comedy Club, Austin’s comedy culture encourages growth, creativity, and connection.
As someone learning the ropes of comedy, I couldn’t ask for a better place to grow. The support of the community and the energy of the audience make every performance an opportunity to learn and improve.
Stand-up comedy has given me a stage, but my dreams stretch far beyond the spotlight.
I aspire to become a touring headlining comedian,
bringing laughter to audiences around the country
—and maybe even the world!
But why stop there? My love for storytelling and creativity has inspired me to dream up something truly unique…
A GAME SHOW that blends the excitement of live comedy with the charm of gondolas.
Imagine contestants laughing and competing in a
one-of-a-kind experience that’s equal parts humor and heart. It’s an idea that combines everything I love,
—and I can’t wait to make it a reality!
Every great dream starts with a first step, and for me, that step is connecting with people like you. Whether it’s performing at your event, collaborating on a project, or sharing a laugh at one of my shows, your support brings me closer to turning these aspirations into reality.
Comedy isn’t just my passion—it’s my purpose. By booking me for your event, you’re not just hiring a comedian; you’re helping an artist build something extraordinary. Let’s create unforgettable moments together, one laugh at a time.